swagmom2007:

when ur walking by people and they laugh

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(via darnni)

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

(Source: thesacredword, via ceilingclint)

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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trust:

"all girls dress the same"

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

(via seekingthebubblereputation)

ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff

THESE are the best feelings in the world:

  • peeing after holding it in all day
  • orgasms
  • faking ill and getting sent back to bed 
  • when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
  • getting a back massage
  • seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg 
  • when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation (this might just be me idk)

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"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

— anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via forever-and-alwayss)

(Source: prettyboystyles, via seekingthebubblereputation)

thranduart:

dobeytheshark:

Wow Guardians of the Galaxy looks great

I am officially dead

thranduart:

dobeytheshark:

Wow Guardians of the Galaxy looks great

I am officially dead

(via izziesworldofizzie)

nintendonut1:

mahou-mofo:

"Please stop selling shirts carelessly" wtf are they supposed to interview the people buying them like what does this dude want

#POSERSHAMING get the fuck out of here with that mess

(Source: shutitkyle, via nlntendont)

professorfangirl:

wibblywobblyspookywooky:

pocketangels:

an english major, an art major, and a film major walk into a bar

they all get ridiculed for pursuing what they love

plot twist: together they create the most dramatically intricate and visually compelling pieces of cinema the world has ever seen and make a cultural milestone and also a billion dollars

(via nlntendont)

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

(via toocooltobehipster)

booche:

never forget this iconic moment in television history 

(Source: maclonna, via the-spacecore)